Hilter - The Origianl Emo Kid

Lost Dog

I Beat Anorexia!

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You're doing it wrong.

Iron Man Halloween Costume

My Job...

Youch

He was the first king that really...

Clap Your Hands Jesus

Photography is all about...

Rock Bottom

You'll know it when you get there

Suicide - What are you Waiting For?

Who killed more people in the Bible?

Stupid Terrorists

Gang Rape

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Things that are hard to say when you're drunk

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

The Deep South...

Women Are Not For Decoration

Dog Frisbee Fail

Gangsta Files

Man / Woman

Jesus Light Switch Fail

Amount of Porn You Watch...

I hate crowds protest

And IIIIII E IIII.....

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Fraternities

It's not porn, honest, it's just a computer game

Evony - Blurring the lines between softporn and medieval computer games since 2009.