Mega lolz!: March 2009

Tuesday 31 March 2009

Sunday 29 March 2009

I can only assume this is photoshopped

Now Featuring Complete Sentences

Saturday 28 March 2009

Venom...

...really let himself go.

Possibly he's related to Nintendo boy.

Racing Jesus in a Speedboat

Don't bother, the fucker will just get out and run

Thursday 26 March 2009

Tuesday 24 March 2009

Monday 23 March 2009

Sunday 22 March 2009

How to Clean Your Toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog