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Yesterday afternoon I was walking and holding hands with my girlfriend. I let go of her hand to get my phone and take this picture. She immediately slapped me in the face and wouldn't talk to me the rest of the day. But let's be honest... it's not every day you see a fucking dog driving a car down the street!